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Gambling
Jokes - A Husband and
Wife
A husband and
wife were having dinner
at a very fine
restaurant when an
absolutely stunning
young woman walks
over to their table,
gives the husband a big
kiss, tells him she'll
see
him later, and walks
away.
His wife
glares at him and asks,
"Who was that??!!"
"Oh," replies
the husband, "that
was my mistress."
The wife says,
"That's it. I want
a divorce."
"I
understand," replies her
husband,
"But, remember, if you
get a divorce, there
will be no more shopping
trips
to Paris, no wintering
in the Caribbean, no
Infinity or Lexus in the
garage,
and no more Country
Club, but the decision
is yours."
Just then the
wife notices a mutual
friend entering the
restaurant with a
gorgeous woman.
"Who's that
woman with John?" she
asks. "That's his
mistress," replies her
husband.
"Ours is
prettier," says the
wife.
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