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Jokes - A Man Wins a Big
Jackpot
A man wins a
big jackpot on a slot
machine in Vegas.
As it is
paying out of the
machine,
but before the pit boss
reaches the lucky
winner, a haggard man
approaches
him and asks him, "I
don't mean to disturb
you during your big
moment,
but my wife is sick and
needs an operation.
Could you see your way
clear
to giving me $15,000 of
your winnings?"
The man
replies, "Well, it's all
well and good for you to
say that, and if it's
true I sympathize, but
how
do I know you're not
going to turn around and
just gamble it away?"
The haggard
man responds, "Oh, I've
got gambling money."
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