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Jokes - The Voice
A man walks
along a lonely beach.
Suddenly he
hears a deep voice: DIG
!
He looks
around: nobody's there.
I am having
hallucinations, he
thinks.Then he hears the
voice again: I
SAID, DIG!
So he starts
to dig in the sand with
his bare hands, and
after some inches, he
finds a small chest with
a
rusty
lock.
The deep voice
says: OPEN !
Ok, the man
thinks, let's open the
thing. He finds a rock
with which to destroy
the lock, and when the
chest
is finally open, he sees
a lot of gold coins.
The deep voice
says: TO THE CASINO
!
Well the
casino is only a few
miles
away, so the man takes
the chest and walks to
the casino.
The deep voice
says: ROULETTE !
So he changes
all the gold into a
huge pile of roulette
tokens and goes to one
of the tables, where the
players
gaze at him with
disbelief.
The deep voice
says: 21 !
He takes the
whole pile and drops
it at the 21. The table
nearly bursts. Everybody
is quiet when the
croupier
throws the ball.
The ball stays
at the 25.
The deep voice
says: DAMN !
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